girls are made of sunshine people who dont fit into the gender binary are made of stardust
but what are boys made out of
fucking thank you
more like chicken feet
An important purchase
*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck
“If the answer is false, explain why”
That’s exactly what I imagine to do to myself when I see that on a test paper
- demon: i possessed you
- me: get the fuck out
- demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
- me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
gravity was such a great film